Don’t you love celebrities making fun of rumours?
omfg I was walking home from the bus stop and I saw this elderly couple where this woman was pushing her husband in a wheelchair and I was like “aw that’s cute” but as I got closer to them I heard them talking and she was like “you’re a huge asshole, tom” and he was like “JUST PUSH ME INTO A DITCH”
Are we going to talk about this or what?
More than 28.000 notes. i’m crying
this is perfect.
32,000+ notes holy fuck
I just watched Tangled the other night, and I HONESTLY thought EXACTLY this! I was gonna make gif sets showing the parallels, but this.. this is perfect
I’m caring and I’ll give you back rubs.
I will wipe away your tears when you’re sad.
I will hold your hand and be all cutesy with you basically all the time.
I will be weird and do silly voices and tickle you.
I will call you beautiful every fucking day, because that is…
Virginity only matters if you’re lighting the black flame candle to summon witches.
Actually, When people talk about “blood of a virgin”, what’s actually meant is “virgin blood”, aka blood that’s never before been used in a ritual.
Therefore, virginity doesn’t matter for anything.
*noises of comprehension and frustration that I didn’t make that connection before*