churchofsterek:

gallifreyslocked:

when i was in year 5, i did a speech on clumsiness for my school’s public speaking contest and to be clever, i tripped on my way to the stage dropping my note cards all over the place, but then i pulled the real ones out of my pocket saying ‘if you’re going to be clumsy, it pays to be prepared!’

everyone lost their shit and i got second place

If you got second place who got first… Did they talk about fire safety and burn the stage down or something

waitingondhr:

Mabastian Appreciation Week
Day 3: Little Mabastian Things

His hands. His bloody hands everywhere.

soulswan:

Hook’s inner monologue strikes again

urbanclictionary:

how do people major in mathematics dont you love yourself

jeffblimissylar:

i will always reblog this

perhaps-i-would-swan:

actual cartoon character Captain Hook

Killian Jones - giving me ridiculously high and unachievable standards for men in my life since 2012

elzxey:

How can you fall off the moon?! [x][x]

yeah baby i am an ANIMAL in bed. more specifically a koala. i can sleep for 22 hours a day

aflockofseagulls:

let’s play a game called “how much of this homework can i do in school tomorrow”

I’m at your side. We’ll prove to them our union is strong.