JESUS DUMBLEDORE FUCKING CHRIST
*stands outside Harvard waiting for cute nerdy potential billionaires*
forgive me father for i have sin-ed.. and cos-ed.. and tan-ed.. hahaha also i killed my trigonometry teacher
this bra makes it hard to breathe but it makes my boobs look banging - a story by me
This is so great
can we just…i cant even…..FUCKIN BRAVO SIR
So, this is my father….
imagine if girls used the same style of joke to degrade men like “cool story bro now go chop some lumber”GO CHOP SOME LUMBER
"what r u doing out of the garage go fix my car"
"Don’t you have something to fix somewhere."
I’m twelve years old again.
Someone help me stop laughing, it hurts.
the fact that when gods are reborn they loose their memories actually kills me..
More Huskamoyed pics - too cute for words!
Ramen ( by Jon Siegel)